He started in London, where of course one must be properly dressed.  Or at least dressed.

So, knowing he wouldn't be allowed in the palace in his bare skin, he decided to wear his bearskin.



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Well - maybe on second thought, the leftover bear meat would be tough.  
Maybe switch to cows instead   (bear with me here...)


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Thus did Steven decide to become a Beefeater.




















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