He started in London, where of course one must be properly dressed. Or at least
dressed
.
So, knowing he wouldn't be allowed in the palace in his bare skin, he decided to wear his bearskin.
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Well - maybe on second thought, the leftover bear meat would be tough.
Maybe switch to cows instead
(bear with me here...)
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Thus did Steven decide to become a
Beefeater.
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