ADVICE to PETER:

If you'd just sung
a plaintive ballad
to your surgeon,
maybe we could have
gotten a
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Twofer
Discount!


SIGNED:  Your Insurance Company

... and as an additional bonus, 
you might have asked your doc to
give you a scrip that you could present
to your tennis opponents,
specifying that you be allowed
to play using handicap rules
(you get to use special equipment).