To Lois
Song of an Empty Nester on Mothers' Day:
"My Favorite Things (Now That the Kids are Gone)"
To smack a fast ball
down the line... and it's valid!

To chew upon Stimorol,
...to eat Taco Salad


To watch as the cops
hit Wops up the chops...



These are a few of my
favorite things.





To sip a nice Bell's
and enjoy Fabreze smells




To watch TV hawkers
auction off blings

As I'm puffing away
on True Menthol Kings


These are indeed my
favorite things.

Happy Mothers' Day Lois

Love,                                                                                      
The Guy Who Made This Celebration Posssible For You