Jack has suddenly been given the opportunity of being one of the few people in the world with the capability of becoming a

Throat   
        Flautist








Furthermore, he’ll then be absolutely, positively,


UNIQUE

 

in being the

Only
   Throat   

        Flautist


in all the world, whose playing is…

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(Holey throat!....)

 

Jack,

 

We’re sure you’ll   SOON   give up this skill,

Though worthwhile it may be,


I
n favor of restoring

to Julia,

Serene tranquility.

 
Fondly,       
Dick and Lois