Entente Cordiale - Cocktails in the campground tonight 

 

Moi aussi - I'm from Australia
 

Suivez la piste - Follow that drunken woman

 

Femme de ménage - A woman as old as I am

 

Quelle heure est-elle - Which hooker is that?

 

Pièce de résistance - Hard-to-get girl

 

N'est-ce pas - Father bird

 

Chateaubriand - Your hat's on fire!

 

Pas de tout - Your wife's had twins!

 

Coup de grace - Mow the lawn

 

Jeanne d’arc - The bathroom light’s burned out

 

Sic transit Gloria - Gloria threw up in the bus

French is not just simple, it's flexible.  You can get a whole new meaning by changing just one letter in a phrase:

Répondez s'il vous plaid  - Honk if you're Scottish

 

Harlez-vous francais? - Can you drive a French motorcycle?

 

Monage a trios - I am three years old

 

Visa la France - Don't leave your chateau without it!