Don:  Your 16th Birthday Present

On February twenty nine
Raise a glass
To auld lang syne.
Sip fine wine and happily dine
Reminisce till
Your eyes just shine.

But then cast those eyes, Don
Hither and yon
To see your great future
When the courts you'll be on.
You’ll surely get a pleasant lift
From your glamorous birthday gift....
  - That Beverly has become so swift
That her all her foes now just get whiffed.

Entranced with amazement,
you'll watch sweet Bev dash
Charging the net,
the ball to bash,
Opponents reduced
to hapless hash…..
......Trashed by her viscious down-the-line smash !!!

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Happy Sixteenth!!!

(Well you don't exactly LOOK 16.   Perhaps you should've taken better care of yourself.  Or, maybe..... it's just a paradox. 
No, not two MD's, not a mallard couple.   For a complete and clear explanation, CLICK HERE)