413 Silver Spring Drive
Springfield Illinois 62702
Dear Fellow Citizen,
It has come to our attention that you have reached the age of eighteen, on the occasion of which we arerequired to remind you that your legal and patriotic duty is to register now with the Selective Service System.
While at the moment there is no active Draft, your government has determined that you in particular are to be immediately inducted into the armed forces of the United States of America. You have been chosen for this honor exceptionally, because of all the eighteen year-olds now eligible for induction, you are by far the most valuable to your nation due to your broad experience and mellow maturity.
You will receive a series of promotions in rank every day following your induction, until, within a period of two and one half weeks, you will attain your permanent military position.
Your initial service career will consist of one day in each grade, wherein your training will include KP, the Infiltration Course, OCS and the War College. Your progression will be:
Inductee -> Private -> PFC -> Corporal -> Buck Sergeant -> SFC -> M/Sgt -> 2nd Lt-> 1st Lt -> Captain -> Major -> Lt Colonel -> Colonel -> Brigadier General -> Major General -> Lt General -> Full General -> then finally, [CLICK]: